I Vote No.....

I have always had very strong opinions; for instance, I find it entirely unacceptable to have the flap of a toilet paper roll hanging on the underside….it MUST be over.

I also have a very clear stance on bed linen – 400 thread count is my minimum (I currently sleep on 600 thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets though). I will never understand people who are not willing to spend the extra $50 and end up getting sand paper sheets from Wal-Mart.

I contend that there is a very big difference between a dryer wrinkle and a slept-on wrinkle; hence, I iron my sheets because I cannot stand the look of a dryer wrinkle.

I dislike any coffee/espresso product that does not come from Starbucks. I cannot explain this one, as a vanilla latte should taste the same from any establishment – however, in my disturbed little world, it does not.

I am all-too-close to starting a petition to stop MTV from creating anymore shows for the former cast of That 70’s Show and their friends…..Yo Momma, Beauty and the Geek, Punk’d, Final Fu, and Wild ‘n Out are among the worst shows ever put on television.

While we are on the subject of television, Jim Cramer needs to be taken off the air, stat. If you are not familiar with him, tune into CNBC’s “Mad Money” at 6pm (EST) – the man is an absolute lunatic and should be sent to an insane asylum rather than being given his own show to torture innocent Americans with.

I have a very strong position on alarm clocks….I HATE waking up to one. This may explain why I rarely get out of bed before Noon. Now here is a bit of a conundrum, when I do have to set the alarm I often hit the snooze button for about an hour before getting up. Go figure.

Is it wrong that I hate flowers? Correction – I do not actually hate flowers, per se, but I think they make a terrible gift. I mean, who gives someone a gift that is going to die in a couple of days? Do you see me pawning off my elderly grandfather on some young girl? No….because he is old and would probably not provide much pleasure for very long. Get your mind out of the gutter folks…..this blog is G rated.