50 Dolla Make Me Holla.....

On Christmas Day 2004 I was all alone with absolutely nothing to do. After my decadent turkey dinner, a 6" turkey Subway sub, I decided to go for a stroll in my new neighborhood. I first bundled up in my winter best; an oversized knit scarf, wool peacoat, winter cap with earmuffs, and my super-warm Ugg boots and then headed out for my walk just after the sun went down.

I could not help but notice the Cadilac DeVille that approached me from behind at about 5 mph. I quickly looked to see what the vehicle was doing only to find a 30-something man hanging outside the passenger window offering me $50 "for a good time". I am still confused as to whether or not I should be insulted about the proposal or the fact that I was only offered $50.

Fast forward fifteen minutes later and I was propositioned 3 more times, surprisingly to increasingly better offers of up to $150. Merry Christmas to me!