"Committed Relationship" is Subject to Interpretation.....

A certain celebrity, who shall remain unnamed, was staying at the hotel that I work at for about 3 weeks while filming a movie in Washington. I was amazed to find the number of girls that he brought back to his hotel room each night - at least one per night, sometimes 2, every night for 3 weeks!

One particular evening he was escorting his 'lady friend' out of the hotel (he rarely let any one lady stay longer than 2 hours) only to find a previous night's conquest waiting in the lobby. As soon as he rounded the corner and saw the young lady on the couch he grabbed his current conquest by the arm back in the opposite direction. About 5 minutes later the same girl turned around the corner into the lobby walking past the girl on the couch giving her stank eye as she passed.

If only I could have been a fly on the wall for his explanation for the girl on the couch. As no girl saw the inside of his suite more than once, the poor girl on the couch waited for about 4 more hours before finally giving up.

Months later I was reading a popular celebrity gossip magazine only to find that the celebrity in question had been in a "committed relationship" for the past year. All I can say is that his girlfriend should be tested for STDs stat.